Hi friends. J. Dudley Gilbert, here.
I do not have any major news or drama to report, although I suppose I could list the things I’ve chewed and ruined, but you would probably find that boring. It’s a long list, and now includes an electric reclining sofa. My biggest triumph to date.
The best thing to happen since I was in the hospital last is that my humans are very attentive to my every whim. They give me a nice treat every eight hours, and even set their alarms to make sure I get it on time. They think they are sneaking two pills in each one, and I let them believe they are fooling me.
The truth is, the ratio of yum to pill in what is called a Pill Pocket, is just right.
They also don’t leave me home alone much, and take me to restaurants that have outdoor seating, where I am served a bowl of water, and my humans bring me something to chew on, too. They don’t give me anything off their human food table, which I think is a bummer, but I don’t really know the difference.
Today, they went to a Mexican Restaurant and all I got was my picture taken.
Your friend,
Dudley (AKA Duds, Puddly Dudley or Dudley Doo Doo)
My human writes her own column. It’s boring though.
Shame on you Dudley, calling your human's writing boring. LOL. I'm sure her expertise is wearing off on you. That's why yours is getting better all the time. Sounds like you are really making the rounds this summer.
Dudley, you’ve got some awesome nicknames. Ask your humans to also consider Dudley Do-Right, a cartoon character from the past.